You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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