she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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