we're blogging at a bar
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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