I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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