I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We talked him into tasing himself.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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