I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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