Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
