Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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