Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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