hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Is it because I queefed?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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