I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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