I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
this just has baby written all over it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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