she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Don't EVER smell your tampon
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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