Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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