You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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