Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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