do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think your dad took our porno
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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