i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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