So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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