So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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