it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
All the doctor said was why