By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.