I just made out with a guy for $7.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go