Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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