Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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