OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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