Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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