I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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