Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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