I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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