Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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