i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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