I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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