Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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