i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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