O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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