no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize
