Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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