we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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