you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I looked at my own cervix.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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