And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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