toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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