Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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