i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
It's just like the Real World with babies
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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