Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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