Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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