Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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