I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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