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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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