I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
