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you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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