Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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