I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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