i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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