STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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