I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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