you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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